tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29270458573361052752024-02-07T11:55:54.461-05:00Help!! I'm Surrounded by Penises!!5 boys + 1 husband = 1 crazy-eyed MommaKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-17677000151024581712013-12-30T14:01:00.002-05:002013-12-30T14:01:46.663-05:00Can I play your phone nowwwwwwwwwwwwww?!
Sound familiar? Christmas couldn't come fast enough for this household! All of a sudden, I only have to charge my phone once a day and when I reach for it, it's still *gasp* right where I left it.
Thanks, PlayMG!
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-90428165030613761742013-07-13T00:17:00.002-04:002013-07-13T00:17:39.391-04:005QF-- Frat boys, Zzzzs, and Bangs :)Joining in Five Question Friday at fivecrookedhalos.blogspot.com!
Even though it's technically 4 minutes into Saturday as I type. Anywhooo...
1. Would you rather pay for house cleaner or spa day?
At first, I was like, hellooooooooooo, house cleaner! But the truth is? I'd be so embarrassed by the messes My Many Men make that I'd have to CLEAN the house so the house cleaner could come.
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-60795980817143062012013-07-06T22:45:00.001-04:002013-07-06T22:45:13.337-04:00Missing.ME: "Did you miss me, Gavi, when you were camping with Nana?"
GAVIN: "Yes."
ME: "Did you tell anyone?"
GAVIN (5yo): "It didn't come up."
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-20336892353459875802013-07-02T20:36:00.001-04:002013-07-02T20:36:31.262-04:00Roadtrippin' with My Many MenThere's nothing quite like the panic attack induced when your kid tells you he counted and there's only 20 days left until the epic road trip you thought you had more than a month to prep for.
That was 6 days ago.
*deep breaths*
5 boys, 3 weeks, 21 states, 2 oceans, a handful of national landmarks, 5,000 some-odd miles, countless new gray hairs, and a bottle of xanax. (I wish...just kidding)
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-16563483548878071592013-07-02T12:06:00.002-04:002013-07-02T12:06:36.546-04:00All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.Follow my blog with BloglovinKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-54442572777461509032013-06-28T02:07:00.001-04:002013-06-28T02:07:26.808-04:00007Fake snake...check.
Fake gun...check.
Fake calculator phone...check.
Fake dollar store glasses...check.
Cutest spy ever...check!
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-59328108976127220212013-03-21T22:36:00.002-04:002013-03-21T22:36:25.271-04:00Random Acts of...Shut the Hell UP!
Walking into Hannaford one day, a lady yells to me: "Grab that cart!" and points to one behind me.
I reply: "I don't need a cart."
She informs me that its 'just being a good human being,'
(the whole time walking away from me) so I turn to said cart...which was atop a flipping snowbank,
and I notice the employee gathering carts at the corral nearby.
"They're Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-29257857547147940832013-03-20T10:22:00.001-04:002013-03-20T10:22:17.678-04:00WW--TwinkiesKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-60835392796130345242013-03-17T22:53:00.001-04:002013-03-17T22:53:52.702-04:00Apparently, My 5yr old Loves Weed.5YR OLD (playing xbox): "Yay, weed! Those were flowers but all the rest is weed."
ME to 12YR OLD: "Is he serious?"
5YR OLD: "I love weed."
ME to 12YR OLD: "WHAT?! Why is he saying that?!!?! Is there really weed on that game?!"
5YR OLD: "Weed is so awesome. I've got all the weed in the world!"
ME: "12YO! OMG! 5YO! GET OFF THAT GAME!"12YR OLD: "What, why?!"5YR OLD: "Weed, weed, weed. I'm Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-38631811351021761482013-02-27T16:06:00.001-05:002013-02-27T16:06:50.813-05:00Redo of yesterday's videoWatch "Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In [10 Min]" on YouTube
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-41139642914799648452013-02-25T21:54:00.003-05:002013-02-25T21:54:55.968-05:00Goats slay me.Just because I can't get enough of these goats...and my kid just shared this on fb...
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-54913006229443811182013-02-22T08:00:00.000-05:002013-02-22T08:00:00.664-05:005QF--Weeds, Snow, & Long Car Rides
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1. What is a hobby you would love to learn and why?
Hmmmmmmmmmm...I think I would choose gardening...for starters. The why is cuz...I can't. These ole thumbs are black. And because flowers are pretty! So if you have any pointers or favs orKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-61770955923103960702013-02-21T14:54:00.000-05:002013-02-22T00:22:36.760-05:00I'm a Commercial Snob.
I don't usually watch commercials. In fact, I'm a commercial snob. But one night, we caught the Directv Genie commercial. Record 5 shows at once? Hells to the yeah!!!
I dialed them right up, explained I'm interested in the Genie, and the operator asked, "You mean the box, not the girl, right?" HA! I told her I'm all set with the girl, but thanks for asking. MyKatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-32316596310035835432013-02-19T23:54:00.000-05:002013-02-20T00:35:13.682-05:00Wordless Wednesday--My Lovebug
At an indoor waterpark, my lovebug said, "I just want to relax with you, Momma." That lasted about 3 minutes. :)
<3
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-80284623675338163012012-08-24T00:12:00.000-04:002012-08-24T00:12:47.341-04:005QF-- Twinkies, trash, and sweaty pants.
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1. If you could have been (could be) any profession you wanted (brains and $$$ no problem) what would it be?
I've been thinking a lot about this lately, with all the kiddos headed back to school full-time...maybe it's time for this momma to get back Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-23651945329114662632012-08-23T01:11:00.004-04:002012-08-23T01:15:20.364-04:00Are You Ready for Some Football?! ...um...err...Welllllllllll...I thought we were he was...
I guess I should preface this story with another one:
It was a dark and stormy night.
Wait, no it wasn't. It was a sunny, September afternoon.
I was a couple months into being a mom of 5 boys under the age of 7. And I thought to myself,
"Self, you dumbass let's sign up the oldest two for flag football at the Y."
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-41684912292177009672012-08-21T23:16:00.000-04:002012-08-21T23:16:44.304-04:00WW--Balloon Festival!
I'll post more about this on the next Maine-ly Monday!
The colors were amazing!!
and here's a funny one...
Free enemas at the splashpad...no registration required!
Happy Wordless Wednesday!
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Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-81439070474538439912012-08-20T04:00:00.000-04:002012-08-19T12:13:14.585-04:00Maine-ly Monday: Harvest Hill Farm/Pumpkinland
I'm thinking of starting a weekly thang here called
Maine-ly Monday...Maine Adventures of My Many Men & I.
I'll share places in Maine that we have visited. Perhaps you can enjoy them, or find them useful if you ever visit our state.
I'm always looking for new things to do with the boys, and one day came across Harvest Hill Farms/Pumpkinland on facebook. There were posts Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-62799113468630412262012-08-16T23:49:00.003-04:002012-08-16T23:49:56.001-04:005QF--Of Mice and Moms.
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1. What's the one thing you buy every time you walk into the store?
That, my friends, is a trick question. There are sooooo many sub-parts to this question...for example a) which type of store? b) who's with me? c) is it just a Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-77161439727014093932012-08-16T01:03:00.002-04:002012-08-16T23:51:47.165-04:00The one where I scar my kid for life...
I'm a horrible mother. I may have scarred my kid for like, a whole hour life.
In my defense.........
I hate going to the orthodontist with 4 extra kids in tow. And since it IS still summer vacation 'round these parts...that's what I and the receptionist suffered through did today.
2 hours before everyone has been getting up on their own in the morning.
With an hour Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-83288065164808184632012-08-06T21:55:00.001-04:002012-08-06T22:02:05.958-04:00The Day I Became a Biker Bitch ClicheThis weekend was a rare one for the Mister and I. An overnight away from my many men, in a hotel, on the motorcycle! What?! Oh yeah. And I became a biker bitch cliche. Wanna know how? Keep reading...
But first, some pics!
I prefer this kind of biking...not that!
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
We had amazing weather for the climb up Mt. Washington. Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-15708435132115298382012-07-27T00:21:00.001-04:002012-07-27T00:24:40.747-04:005QF-- Vibrators + Olympians all in one post. Nice.
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Q1. What's the funniest thing you've seen on facebook/twitter this week?
Y'know, I have to say, the twits peeps I follow on twitter are the funniest people on the planet. I reserve my retweets for hilariously witty posts, wicked smahhhhht (Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-45587287651032917322012-07-26T07:00:00.000-04:002012-08-16T23:53:19.260-04:00New Neighbor EtiquetteAs I mentioned, we moved a few months ago. We were renting for 11 years and had outgrown our town pad, and it was time. We chose a larger home in the city to rent, and have not looked back. I love being close to all the amenities, and more that a city has to offer, versus cow country the small town we came from. But there's one thing we've yet to do......
Befriend Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-40436622756425429562012-07-24T20:52:00.000-04:002012-07-24T20:52:45.753-04:00WW-- Tools of the Trade.
What? You don't have one of these in your bathroom? Tsk. Tsk.
Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14168533140261674250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2927045857336105275.post-2617126598471813172012-07-23T16:01:00.000-04:002012-07-23T16:03:31.928-04:00Ahhhh, Summer.
is in full swing here in Maine.
The boys and I have been exploring the state (<-- link to my new, more PC blog about Maine...less Penises, more trees) and enjoying the weather.
Did you know we moved a few months ago?
From this...
to this...
The city baby!! Woot!
There's a park and pool on our street. The kids WALK to school (it's only a few houses up) and...
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