Showing posts with label random acts of shut the hell up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random acts of shut the hell up. Show all posts

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Random Acts of...Shut the Hell UP!

Walking into Hannaford one day, a lady yells to me: "Grab that cart!" and points to one behind me. 

I reply: "I don't need a cart." 

She informs me that its 'just being a good human being,' 
(the whole time walking away from me) so I turn to said cart...which was atop a flipping snowbank,
and I notice the employee gathering carts at the corral nearby. 
"They're getting it," I motioned. 
And she yelled something (even farther away now) about "random acts of kindness."

Pffffffft.

While yelling at me WAS random, lady, I find it far from kind!



A few nights later, in honor of the Random Acts grouch lady, I brought this basket in...
even though it was pouring rain...
AND I had to pee.
bite me lady