I've been trying to
kill catch a mouse.
bastard guy keeps setting off the trap and getting away with the loot.
Before setting the trap last night, I was hungry, so I stuck a bagel in the toaster (we'll blame the time change on this would-be midnight snack).
Then I got to work on setting the mouse trap...after all, I had the peanut butter out for my bagel anyway.
So, I smeared the trap up, surprisingly got it to stay set on my first try (lots of practice last night...bastard...grumble), but I wanted it closer to the dishwasher, cuz I think my wittle fwiend is under there
laughing at me hanging out.
I was using a spoon to slide the set trap gently across the floor (I think I was holding my breath, even), when
My bagel popped up.
And I peed my pants.