Sunday, November 6, 2011



I can't believe how much toilet paper we go through. There are 6 pen!ses and ONE vajayjay in this house...and I'm always scraping the roll. What the sh.. Oh... riiiight.

I wrote 2 emails this past week having to apologize to 2 teachers for my oldest's disrespectful and disruptive chatter...which means, I should probably forward it to his 4 other teachers. But the detention he served, our "talk", taking his phone away and changing his FB password for 2 weeks should hopefully do the come "good parenting" never leaves me feeling good??

There's a mouse in the house. Fascinating, eh? The little (or...I'm beginning to think...not-so-little) effer set off the same trap last night and got away with the loot! Maybe he was watching that hamster spy movie with us last week.

I can't believe it's "the holiday season" already. Booooooooo. If you're looking for ideas for me, I like diamonds...and toilet paper.

By Fadra:  This was my 5 minute Stream of Consciousness Sunday post. It’s five minutes of your time and a brain dump. Want to try it? Here are the rules…
  • Set a timer and write for 5 minutes only.
  • Write an intro to the post if you want but don’t edit the post. No proofreading or spellchecking. This is writing in the raw.
  • Publish it somewhere. Anywhere. The back door to your blog if you want. But make it accessible.
  • Add the Stream of Consciousness Sunday badge to your post.
  • Link up your post here. .
  • Visit your fellow bloggers and show some love.


alisha said...

i absolutely love your header! are you a charmin girl or angel soft?

Helena said...

Hi! Visiting from SOC. I love,love,love the name of your blog. And yes, what's up w/ the TP disappearing? It happens in my house too - but we are only 3 (the dogs don't count!). I hope you get diamonds!!

Singedwingangel said...

OH as a mom in ahouse of boys I totally get the toilet paper thing. I am constantly finding an empty roll. SEt peanut butter on a piece of cheese in the trap, they will lick the peanut butter and set the trap off before they can make off with the cheese..

Good Girl Gone Green said...

That was hilarious. Thanks for making me giggle this evening!!! :)

Lindsay said...

I'm not sure I would survive all those penises. More power to ya! good luck with the mouse. I use to have one that could get the bait and never get trapped. It was amazing how crafty he was.

all.things.fadra said...

OMG. The toilet paper crisis in this house is ridiculous. And it's just me and the husband and our son. It's complicated but let's just say I'm not the biggest consumer.

The Empress said...

I would try Fadra's SOC, b/c I love her and all but I think what would pour out of my mind unfiltered would scare away everyone I've come to know.

And I am not kidding.

I love you.


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