Sunday, March 17, 2013

Apparently, My 5yr old Loves Weed.

5YR OLD (playing xbox): "Yay, weed! Those were flowers but all the rest is weed."

ME to 12YR OLD: "Is he serious?"

5YR OLD: "I love weed."

ME to 12YR OLD: "WHAT?! Why is he saying that?!!?! Is there really weed on that game?!"

5YR OLD: "Weed is so awesome. I've got all the weed in the world!"

ME: "12YO! OMG! 5YO! GET OFF THAT GAME!"

12YR OLD: "What, why?!"

5YR OLD: "Weed, weed, weed. I'm harvesting my weed."

ME: "!!!!!! *points*"

12YR OLD: "MOM! He's playing Minecraft. It's WHEAT."

ME: "Oh. Carry on."

1 comments:

Jen from Breaktheparentingmold said...

Found you through wrinkledmommy. Had to click, and so very funny! I wrote a post a couple of weeks ago about my 7yo saying the "b" word, of course he had no idea what he was saying. But it was hard not to freak out!

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